The bizarro dream team of Chuck Norris and Vanilla Ice is happening in a new movie that also includes secret agents and zombies.

Quick hypothesis: If you've got a problem. And a quick scientific solution: Yo, I'll solve it. With these two steps clearly outlined in his smash dissertation "Ice Ice Baby" (not to mention an assist in the research by Queen), Vanilla Ice became an improbable hip-hop success in the 1990s. That single became, literally, the first hip-hop single to top the charts in America, and its album To the Extreme has gone septuple platinum. Since then, Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle) has struggled with many personal matters and a widespread cultura; evaluation as a punchline. But …