Rum Tug Tugger may be a curious cat, but you know how that saying goes...

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Rum Tum Tugger is belting back at the critics!

And you thought Cats was already a nightmarish...

Picture, just for a moment, a world where the upcoming Cats movie looks normal. A world where respected director Tom Hooper took the respected Broadway musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber and made a completely respectable adaptation. Perhaps by using similar prosthetics to the stage, perhaps with a "stripped down" aesthetic, perhaps fully animated. Seems nice, right? Instead, we live in "reality," and in "reality," the Cats movie looks utterly insane and star Jason Derulo has to talk about how they airbrushed his penis out of the final product and none of this is a typo! Appearing on Andy Cohen's …