If you liked Sharkboy and Lavagirl, then you'll love its sequel, We Can Be Heroes. And here are 5 reasons why!

Most of the foundations that America was built on need to be drastically changed if not outright abolished, but there is one pillar that remains vital as ever: Reality competition TV shows in which people comically launch themselves onto styrofoam objects for our amusement. There is nothing more American than the sight of a middle-aged suburban father leaping six feet on to a fake rock, shattering his rib cage while a bwoinggggg-oing-oing-oing sound effect plays in the background. It's a core tenant that most of us were raised on. Before I could even walk, I …