Without a 2020 summer movie season to speak of, we've been forced to look back on the mid-year blockbusters of yore, to a different era, to a time when a studio would pay absolutely out the ass to make a film in which Laura Linney blasts an entire tribe of homicidal gorillas to fuck with a laser gun. Folks, we're talking Congo. Holy shit, it's Congo day. Congo is now 25 years old. Congo can legally rent a car in most states and drive to your home whenever it damn well pleases. Congo remains such a …
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