I, a dope, started reading Andrzej Sapkowski's The Witcher book series all on my own when I could have had Henry Cavill just read it to me. The star of the new Netflix series takes time out of his busy schedule of concocting potions and hunting monsters to read an excerpt of "The Last Wish" to us, and ... it's basically porn. We're all caught up on our Witcher watch and are anxiously awaiting Season 2, as are many of you, but we'll take any chance we get to dive back into the fantastical world. If you …