I'm a simple man. If you put Nicolas Cage in a headband, give him a big sword, and have him wax with intense commitment and joy about a portal that's gonna open to our world and spit out killer aliens that we have to fight with martial arts, I'm going to watch the movie that contains it. This particular movie is called Jiu Jitsu, and while the first trailer anchors itself to Cage's wonders in this performance (for the betterment of society), the film offers many more bonkers genre pleasures beyond him. [caption id="attachment_936789" align="…