The first (and last) time I ever stepped on a skateboard, I was about 5 years old. It promptly shot out from under me and I crashed to the garage floor, head first if memory serves. It would be another 10+ years before I put hands on the devil's wheels again, this time in a virtual sense with 1999's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Between the thumping soundtrack and the endless gameplay grind (literally), I was hooked. Fast-forward more than 20 years later and, lo and behold, I've got my hands on another skateboard game, this …