Much like the moon landing and the Kennedy assassination, I’m sure everyone remembers where they were when they saw the Cats trailer for the first time. The debut teaser from the upcoming big-budget adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s hit stage musical released this summer, and my God it was like a Hieronymus Bosch painting of a community theater production. Featuring A-list actors like Idris Elba, Judi Dench, Ian McKellen, Jennifer Hudson, and Taylor Swift nightmarishly transformed into humanoid cat monsters with the power of digital effects, the trailer was a high-speed collision between body horror …