The internet’s creepiest liminal nightmare gets a big-screen upgrade.

By the power of Greyskull, I am confused.

Now I understand...sort of...a little.

Where's the love?

I can't argue with this logic.

To infinity and beyond!

This biting satire on racism has our attention!

Project Hail Mary has not been trying to hide one of the movie's biggest twists.

Anybody else with me?

This isn't a mere beauty mark.

I need this now!

What a baa-nger.

What a transformation!

I love it like all fire.

Hang on....

The live-action Moana looks incredible.

I'm so hype for this.

I love this kind of pop culture detective work.

I'm hyped.

Did Kurt Russell save Titanic?