If you’ve never done a deep dive into the wild world of Motiongate Dubai, a Dubai Parks and Resorts-managed theme park cobbled together from disparate IP clumsily borrowed from multiple studios, you really should. It’s wild. Just think of your visit, where you can visit a stage show based on the Step Up franchise and then hop aboard a Matterhorn Bobsleds-style ride with the appropriately anonymous moniker The Green Hornet: High Speed Chase. (Yes, based on the failed 2011 Seth Rogen Green Hornet movie.) If these attractions weren’t enough to get you to pony up …