Last night’s double-elimination round of The Masked Singer tore two more felt heads from the bodies of wealthy animals last night. Thingamajig was revealed to be NBA star Victor Oladipo, a truth I have been screaming for weeks until my throat went raw with the bloody gravel of indifferent ears. I suspect this failure weighs heavily upon him, as it may have cost him the favor of Nicole Scherzinger. [caption id="attachment_858914" align="alignright" width="360"] Image via Fox[/caption] The Leopard was fucking Seal, just like I fucking said he was. Look at him. Look at Seal. …
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