I'm so glad this isn't a crazy conspiracy theory.

There are so, so many!

It was a five-star film...until it wasn't.

Girl, where is your sense of competition?

She's alive!

Seriously, watch The Alabama Solution

I'm obsessilated.

Why is no one talking about this movie?

I'm a "modern" audience who just watched this movie.

It's...something.

'Can you and I be friends?'

Look at that pure joy.

Quite possibly Nicolas Cage's best movie! I'm serious!

Christopher McQuarrie accepted an impossible mission, too.

Such a great movie.

I can't picture any other movie monster working quite as well.

4DX is like going to Disneyland.

It all worked out in the end.

Interstellar was worth waiting a decade to see.

I needed to throw on a jacket to write this article.