In the tragically underutilized horror subgenre genre of "famous faces take on a giant freaking animal", there is no finer example than the 1997 film Anaconda, in which Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Eric Stoltz, Jonathan Hyde and a completely unhinged Jon Voight do battle on the Amazon with a legendarily large snake. It is objectively a flawless work of art—ignore the six Razzies, ignore them—which is why we're all a bit leery here that Sony's Columbia Pictures will be remaking the film, with Snow White and the Huntsman writer Evan Daugherty onboard to pen …