Ensign Pulver

U.S. Navy Ensign Frank Pulver constantly feels unappreciated. When he purposely aims a sharp object into the hindquarters of the hated Captain Morton, the crew cannot imagine that the all-talk, no-action Pulver could be behind it. A poll to guess the identity of the "ass-sassin" results in votes for almost everyone except Pulver, which he bitterly resents.